Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kiki: Mama, you know, besides the Lion, the Tiger is also King of the Jungle.
Me: How so?
Kiki: The Tiger has a "王" on its forehead.

After loosing the fight over .... I don't know which toy they were fighting over.
Plus, Kiki hit Colin on his shoulder and his back; Colin came to me with a note pad and pencil in hand.
Between sobs, he asked me to write - "Rachael is a Bad Kid"
then he added, that the message is for Santa Clause.

LOL. Complaining to Santa so that his sister will be on the "Naughty" list.