KSTDT

Me to Kiki: Do you Sayang Mama more or Sayang your Chu-chuk more?
Kiki: (paused) Chu-chuk. 
Me mock shocked-- Gained composure -- Mock sobbed.
Me: Boohoo... Mama loves you more than your Chuk-chuk but you love your Chu-chuk more than Mama?
Kiki: Ya... there is no sense (to this). 
Me surprised by her respond (for real this time)

Our negotiated terms: she is now on a two-day-on, one-day-off Chu-chuk schedule.

Other old jokes:-
Kiki: Mama, can I eat some raisins?
Me: Erm, yes but only five.
Kiki: Okay, I'll start with zero. 0-1-2-3-4-5


Me:  Wa Lau... no taxi....
Kiki: Mama, I know what "Wa Lau" means.
Me: (Uh oh.....)  What does it mean?
Kiki: Wa Lau means Oh My Gosh.